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Anonymous asked:
"Are you a female?" Yes "sayyy, age 18?" No,Mmm, was I close to the correct age?
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Anonymous asked:
nipple question is from "Simpsons anon" they were bored and found that funny,Are you a female? sayyy, age 18?
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Anonymous asked:
what if when we fall asleep our nipples grow faces and talk to each other and the reason we wake up during the night or something is because they talked too loud.Is this Simpsons anon?
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Anonymous asked:
By The Way, Homer, what's your least favorite country?France.
DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.
100% FUCKING MAJESTIC
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